10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers