10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"