10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss