10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• It's Free To Fold...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm