10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is for loners.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-