10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare