10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.