10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth