10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.