10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!