10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker