10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright