10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack