10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."