10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• It's Free To Fold...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.