10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.