10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow