10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.