10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth