10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.