10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22