10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.