10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright