10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- im going to 2 out you to death
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]