10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..