10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel