10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."