10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio