10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "No river, no fish."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe