10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts