10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach