10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"