10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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