10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier