10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez