10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear