10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson