10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?