10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth