10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio