10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"