10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Welcome to kicker school
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson