10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword