10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Why not, when some because there are three.