10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'