10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier