10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.