10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet