10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker