10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo